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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4371 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
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