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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6609 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!
