Welcome to a Minecraft server where we don’t just build houses and farms, we build MACHINES FOR EGGS! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here we focus on creating the most egg-cellent contraptions you can imagine.
Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy contraptions and hilarious mishaps. Build a chicken coop that launches eggs into space, or create a giant egg-sorting machine that will have you cracking up with laughter.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lab where players can work on top-secret projects involving eggs and machines. Rumor has it that there’s a machine that can turn eggs into diamonds, but you’ll have to join the server to find out for yourself.
So come on down to our server and join in on the egg-citement. Who knows, you might just crack the code to building the ultimate machine for eggs!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building machines to a whole new level! Join us for the Trebuchets Edition, where we catapult our way to victory!
Have you ever wanted to launch a cow into orbit with a giant medieval siege weapon? Well, now you can on our server! Build the craziest contraptions and watch them wreak havoc on your enemies.
We’ve got everything from Autonauts to Avorion, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at creating a Dyson Sphere in space – because why not?
Join us for insane battles, ridiculous creations, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Discord when you have a server this wild? So come on, hop on board and let’s make some mayhem together!
Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have space machines and systems that will blow your mind!
Join us for a wild ride through games like Autonauts, Besiege, and even Children of a Dead Earth (because who doesn’t love dead earth children, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Captain of Industry, the master of all things industrial. And don’t even get me started on Dyson Sphere Program – we’ve got Dyson Spheres for days!
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground society in From the Depths? Yeah, we’re basically living in a post-apocalyptic underwater world and it’s awesome.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through space and beyond! Just remember, our server has no discord because we’re too cool for that. See you there! 🚀🌌
🌟 Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟
Forget about Lost Ark, that game is as dead as a creeper after a TNT explosion. Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!
🚀 Our 2024 roadmap includes building skyscrapers taller than the Eiffel Tower, mining for diamonds deeper than the Earth’s core, and riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find these updates in any patch notes, that’s for sure!
💃 Get ready to slay in style with our Neria’s Wardrobe skins, Transformation Skins that will make you the envy of all players, and our insane New Years skins for 2024. Trust us, you’ve never looked so fly in pixelated form!
🔥 Take on the Kazeros Raid – Ladon Trailer, wield the power of the Breaker Class, and rock our legendary skins that will have every player begging for your secret.
⚔️ Need some tips and tricks to dominate the server? Check out our guides and resources, including an Elixir Calculator (because who doesn’t love potions?), Class Guides, Raid Guides, and more! Our community is so helpful, you’ll feel like you’re raiding with your best friends.
🌍 Want to join the global chat and connect with players from around the world? Just send a mail to the chat owner’s alt with the name of your main, but remember, they’re all dead! NA West, NA East, EU Central – we’ve got players everywhere ready to conquer the Minecraft universe.
🎉 So what are you waiting for? Don’t be a Lost Ark, be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join now and let the craziness begin!
💥 Pro tip: Tame a herd of llamas and ride them into battle while blasting disco music – it’s the ultimate power move. Trust us. 😉🦙🕺
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a barrel racing Asian cowgirl? Look no further! Join our server for the chance to ride pigs dressed as cowboy hats and wrangle chickens like a pro. Our community is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a pixelated stick at. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today and see if you can keep up with our barrel racing cowgirls!
Are you tired of being oppressed by the Athenian oligarchs on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become a Frogposter, the Socrates of /a/! Our jannies are like the butthurt oligarchs who can’t handle our superior meme game and try to ban us for “demoralising the newfags.” But fear not, on our server, you can meme to your heart’s content without fear of oppressive bans! Join us and let your inner philosopher frog shine!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question that matters is, “which girl has nicer feet?” Join us for a chance to settle this age-old debate in a pixelated paradise filled with toe-tapping fun!
Our server is home to the wackiest foot fetish community in all of Minecraft, where players compete in hilarious challenges like “The Great Toe-off” and “Sock Showdown.” But beware, the competition is fierce and the socks are stinkier than ever!
If you’re ready to kick off your shoes and dive into a world of outrageous toe-tally awesome adventures, then this is the server for you. So come on over and put your best foot forward, because on this server, every step is a silly one!
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted builds? Sick of getting ganked by mobs in the dead of night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is SAFER than Japan! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! Our server has a zero creepers policy and our admin team patrols the virtual streets, making sure no skeletons or zombies are causing any trouble.
But that’s not all! On our server, crime doesn’t exist. That’s right, you can leave your diamond pickaxe unattended and it won’t magically disappear. Our server has a magical force field that repels any would-be thieves or griefers. It’s like being in the Witness Protection Program, but in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a crime-free, creeper-free Minecraft utopia. Just be careful not to trip over a block and stub your virtual toe – we haven’t figured out how to make the server health and safety compliant yet.