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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5408 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 1453 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?