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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ores Mined:	5968	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	86	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4066	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	4869
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	5182	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3497	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5607	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	234
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!