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SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2534
Ores Mined:	2217	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	152	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	7763
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	193	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!