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KrisCraft Minecraft Server

benefit, Community, do something bad, Excommunicating, horrible things, Identity, Kris Tyson, KrisCraft, Minecraft, Pronouns, Respect, respect pronouns, Server, thinking, trans community, trans person, Transgender, transgender community, transgender identity, transgender individuals, transgender issues, transgender rights, transgenderism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1220

Are you tired of dealing with problematic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a revolutionary system in place called “Trans-Excommunication”! That’s right, if someone is causing trouble, they can be stripped of their trans identity and banned from the server for good.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday called “Gender Bender Madness” where all players are randomly assigned a new gender for the day. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect way to spice up your Minecraft experience.

So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything goes, and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

adult toy, Apologize.., ApologizeCraft, Apology, as fuck, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Fun, giant dildo, giant steel dildo, INTIMATE, Kinky, Kino, metal dildo, Naughty, Pleasure, sex, sex toy, smp, SorryNotSorry, steel dildo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6845	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional triggers, family conflict, guest etiquette, Meltdown, merchandise, Minecraft, paw patrol, personal belongings, personal space, respect for property, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Special Interest, ToothbrushGate

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

PrankBanLand

Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Mines Excavated:	3403
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Emeralds Found:	7267	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	730	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

SelfAcceptanceMC SMP

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, SelfAcceptanceMC, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!

PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

Body, body count, Boundaries, comfort level, Communication, Count, DATING, deal breakers, Ethics, Intimacy, Limit, Limits, Morals, Partners, personal boundaries, PixelatedPurge, Preferences, red flags, relationships, Standards, too high, Trust, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1079	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Animals Bred:	137	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the body count is just too low? Look no further, because on our server, the body count is through the roof! Join us for some wild PvP battles where the only rule is to survive at all costs.

We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!

So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!

BelgianBlockParty Minecraft Server

arrested, BelgianBlockParty, Belgium, Brussels, charges, CounterTerrorism, Europe, extremism, investigation, Isis, law enforcement, Minecraft, Planning, Plot, prosecution, radicalization, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Terrorism, terrorist attack, threat, three

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Towns Built:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, three players planning a terrorist attack on some Belgium place, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us and be part of the chaos, blow stuff up, build crazy contraptions, and just have a blast! Plus, we have the best snacks in the game, like virtual waffles and chocolate! So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

BlockWarfare: HezbollahShowdown

aggression, Army, BlockWarfare, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahShowdown, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, offensive, Operation, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8416
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight in epic battles like the israel army vs lebanon’s hezbollah? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane weapons, and u can even ride on giant chickens into battle! join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness!

FutureSelfAlarm

alarm clock, ANNOY, future self, FutureSelfAlarm, habit formation, morning routine, motivation, planning ahead, procrastination, productivity, purposeful, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Time management, time traveler, wake up on time

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and ur future self is like, “woah, i gotta wake up on time or else i’ll miss out on all the epic adventures on this server!” but u, being the sneaky little potato that u are, decide to annoy ur future self by joining the server and making them wake up on time. like, who does that? only the most epic gamers, that’s who! so come join us and mess with ur future self in the most hilarious way possible. trust me, it’ll be worth it!

LogicSurvival

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7678	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Come join us at 173.240.154.155 and play Survival With crates, claims, Auction house, jobs, and more! This server is family friendly and there is no trolling, scamming, Hacks, Cheats, Swear, and spam on the server it is prohibited

173.240.154.155