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Gym Crush Minecraft Server

#workout, Admiration, Appearance, attractive, beauty, Body, Crush, Curiosity, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym buddy, gym crush, Hispanic, latina, local ], Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Physical fitness, Server, Thoughts, WOMAN

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a fiesta in your Minecraft world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is run by a sassy Latina gym instructor who will whip your Minecraft skills into shape! She’s like a mix between Wonder Woman and a spicy jalapeño – you never know what she’ll do next! Join her on epic quests to find the legendary protein shake recipe or battle it out in intense Zumba dance-offs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground taco dungeon, where you can feast on delicious tacos while battling creepers and zombies. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted sombreros waiting to be discovered!

So why wait? Join our server now for a fiesta of fun and adventure that will leave you saying “¡Ay, caramba!” every time you log on!

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

Analysis, Assessment, Blockheads, book review, bookworm, Conclusion, Crafty, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, finished, Impression, Literature, Minecraft, Opinions, Rating, reaction, reading, Recommendation, Reflection, review, Server, Summary, Thoughts

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mines Excavated:	3700
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck to find even more precious gems. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server

attractive, attractive girlfriend, body positivity, Confidence, curvy, curvy women, DATING, gfs, Girlfriend, hot, love, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, pass or fail, relationship, romance, self love, Server, Sexy, thicc, Thicc GF, Thick, Thoughts

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crops Grown:	6547	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Genuine Thoughts On The Republic Of China (Taiwan) Minecraft SMP

Asia, China, chinese culture, cross-strait relations, Democracy, democracy in asia, diplomatic recognition., east asia, freedom, genuine, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence movement, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, Republic, Republic of China, sino-taiwanese relations, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Taipei, taiwan, Thoughts

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride through the Republic of China (Taiwan) where alliances are made and broken, wars are waged over the last block of diamond ore, and secret underground bases are filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a creeper named Carl. Will they live happily ever after or will their love be doomed by the meddling players? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Swedes Age Minecraft Server

age, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, anti-aging, culture, diet, Exercise, genetics, health, healthy living, Lifestyle, Longevity, Minecraft, Scandinavian, Scandinavian beauty, Server, skincare, Skincare Routine, Sweden, Swedes, Thoughts

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Buildings Constructed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of aging like a boring old human? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can age like a true Swede! Picture this: you start off as a fresh-faced blocky character, but as you play on our server, you slowly transform into a majestic Viking warrior complete with a flowing beard and battle scars. Join us and witness the epic transformation for yourself! Who needs anti-aging creams when you can become a legendary warrior in Minecraft?

My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

beauty, Blake Winston-Janssen, Bleak, Crafty, facebook, gift, Hydrogen, love, manifests, Minecraft, oxygen, Pain, poetry, poets, profile, Promise, Raw, Server, Thoughts, TRANSMUTATION, Universe, Water, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

Pixel Pen Pals Minecraft Server

Communication, Connection, correspondence, Envelope, Expression, feelings, handwritten letter, ink, letter writing, long distance communication, mailbox, Message, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, Paper, pen, pen pal, PIXEL, post, sentiment, Server, snail mail, stamp, Thoughts, Words

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	436	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever

Libtard’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, criticism, debate, disagreement, discussion, Government, Ideology, liberal, libtards, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, Political, Politics, reaction, response, Server, society, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Mind Blown Minecraft SMP

aftermath, aftermath of last night, Analysis, BLOWN, confusion, contemplation, emotions, Events, feelings, inner turmoil, introspection, Memories, mental state, Mind, Minecraft, night, overthinking, processing, psychological analysis, Reflection, smp, Thoughts

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of what happened to Steve after last night’s wild party! Rumor has it he tried to ride a creeper like a bull and ended up blowing up half the village. Can you help him piece together the events of that fateful evening? Join now for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious shenanigans in our chaotic world!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, discovery, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 265653102, novel, page-turner, Party, plot twist, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

#gamer, answer, brain exercise, brain power, brain teaser, brain workout, challenge, Clever, cognitive skills, critical thinking, Fast-paced, intelligence, Logic, mental acuity, mental agility, mind game, problem solving, Quick Thinking, reasoning, Smart, time pressure, timed test, Youre

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	989923
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Farms Harvested:	589
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	169	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Votes:	114
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	143
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	179	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	6925
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	8034
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8323

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	2349	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!