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Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Crafty Cube World

2024.., Adventure, blocks, brand, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, French, Fun, Gaming, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, virtual

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	107	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8277	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

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ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

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Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	5281	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9281
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3752	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	67
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	169

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.