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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9463 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5382 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.
Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
