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MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Altyria Medieval

Creative

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

The Altyria Server is a passion project with the purpose of creating a realistic, yet stylized fictitious medieval world based on the pre-gunpowder middle ages. On Altyria, we build using a stripped down version of Diverging Realms’ Medifault resource pack. We are building an immersive medieval world *in Minecraft*, after all, so we prefer to embrace the game’s natural charm associated with it’s default textures. If you’d like to join and tour the expansive, atmospheric world, or build a plot and try to become a member yourself, you can join us here – SERVER IP: altyria.sparked.network - Make sure to enable server resource packs!

Altyria.sparked.network

⭐ SURVIVAL ⭐WL ❤️NO LAGS AND ADMINISTRATION❤️༼ ◕ Minecraft server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Server for a comfortable and optimal game on the newest version of Minecraft The server has everything! Good hosting, administration that often monitors the server. Balanced economy, pleasant and clear design, including a comfortable one. We are waiting for you in our atmospheric company.

GO.WOLF-LAND.RU

Reblu

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	6	Emeralds Found:	9997
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Reblu is a kitpvp server made by zAvenz and Blu aka VlogFox, This server was made in a week. Join now Reblu.minehut.gg

Reblu.minehut.gg

Pointer mc

PvP Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	4216
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

This is the pe + java public lifesteal server

Play.pointermc.xyz

Carnage-Mc

Bedwars, Customenchants, MCMMO, PvP, Quests, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2090	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	3170	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

CARNAGE-Mc

Carnage Mc is a new and unique survival multiplayers server with loads of features for you to discover and enjoy! We will be releasing updates frequently based on our community suggestion! We have a custom terraformed survival map for you to explore and also 300+cosmetics and 900+ quests for you to complete! We also have a custom pvp arena with pvp leader boards and stats!Java and bedrock compatibility!

Features:

📷 Crates📷 Keep Inventory (Except end)📷Chest Shops📷 Over 900+ Quests📷 Jobs System📷 mcMMO📷 Player Warps📷 Dynmap📷 Pets📷 Rank System📷 Auction House📷 Grief Prevention – Land Claiming📷 Discord-Sync📷 Optimized

Rules:

Use commonsense

Be respectful

Don’t advertise

Don’t spam

Don’t use ALL CAPS

Server IP:

Play.Carnage-Mc.netServer Version:

1.16.5Server Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k5Y5MwkymI

website :carnage-mc.net/Forums :carnage-mc.net/forumsDiscord :discord.carnage-mc.net/

Also, if you’re a content creator and like what you see, feel free to open a ticket on our discord server. We’d love to get some people on board.

Server IP:

Play.Carnage-Mc.net Join our discord and the first to release! what are you waiting for?

play.carnage-mc.net

Unoriginal Idea

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

we are a small cracked/premium gaming network a few friends and I are developing… its not much atm, but we have a rather high budget and have been working on it for a while now.

we are currently looking to hire developers and level programmers whom are interested in having their game modes hosted upon our network hardware.

play.unoriginalidea.com

SHIZLAND VANILLA Minecraft server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1359
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Just vanilla, don’t hesitate to playNot anarchy, all actions are monitored by sensitive admins“The server is ok, but the players are weird”

135.181.126.183:25974

WebbServerMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	205
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

WebbServerMC is a Factions Based MCMMO RPG Server.

Start out in a large town where there are stalls to sell your goods. Compete with other Players and Factions in gaining land and resources. Job system in game to earn in game money for growing your faction. MCMMO RPG. Level up in skills to become better at crafting items and combat. Come out at night during a Bloodmoon and risk it all for 30x the loot. What are you waiting for play today.

play.webbservermc.com

Hindcraft network

Arcade, Arena Pvp, bedrock, Cracked, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

HindCraft Network is a popular Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging player experience . The server features a range of game modes to suit all players, from classic survival and factions to custom modes like arcade minigames, bedwars and more. The server also offers custom plugins, unique events, and exciting quests to enhance the gameplay experience. Hindcraft Network is the perfect place for players to come together, build, explore, and conquer the vast world of Minecraft. With regular updates, new content, and exciting events, there is always something to look forward to on Hindcraft Network. With an active and friendly community, there is always something new to discover on HindCraft Network. Join now at “play.hindcraft.net” for Java and “cp.hindcraft.net” Port:”1466″ for Bedrock and become a part of the thriving Minecraft community.

play.hindcraft.net

DuskSMP

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	2520	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

DuskSMP!

This is a SMP were you can fight and start wars against anyone. We have a discord with all the rules and the community is pretty nice so you should be able to find someone to partner up with or team up!

51.79.7.51:25592