🔥third worlder shitposts Minecraft Servers

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

No Sleep for the Wicked – Vanilla Server with Grief Protection and Custom Enchants

Custom, Enchants, Grief, Protection, Server, Sleep, smp, SMP Semi-Vanilla Public Join Features Bedrock Java Land Claims Golden Shovel Player Sign Shops Server Shop Custom Items Building Items Armor Weapons Minions AFK Grinding Money Making Coin Shop Discord, Vanilla, Wicked

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Farms Harvested:	477
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Sleepless MC Server Overview

Features
Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play
Land claims (Golden Shovel)
Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled)
Custom Enchants
Player Sign Shops
Custom Items
Minions for AFK grinding
Coin shop for in-game rewards

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join Sleepless MC?	You can join by using the server IP: play.sleeplessmc.com
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, the Discord server link is discord.gg/sleepless
What is the Bedrock port?	The Bedrock port is 19132
Can I earn in-game rewards?	Yes, you can earn in-game Ranks, Chat colors, Player Tags, and Pets through the Coin shop

SSN Hackers Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data breach prevention, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, digital theft, hackers, HACKING, identity theft, Information Security, Minecraft, National Public Data, online privacy, online security, personal information, privacy, Server, Social Security numbers, SSN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3963	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Kittens! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

OpMinecraft SMPeratorMovies

action, Combat, Conflict, Country, Crisis, Espionage, genre, global unrest, Government, intelligence, Military, operator movies, OpMinecraft, Recruitment, SECURITY, SMPeratorMovies, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Thriller, War, ww3

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of dodging bullets in real life during WW3? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual country and conquer the world through pixelated warfare. Who needs real war when you can have a blocky battle for supremacy? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! So come on, join us before the real world goes up in flames!

CraftyWidow’sMinecraftServer

asset, Car Enthusiast, classic car, CraftyWidowsMinecraftServer, Cross Country, Debts, decision, dreams, family vacation, financial needs, grown children, Honoring, late husband, Memory, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, selfish, Significant, stepchildren, Upset

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	58
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepchildren’s demands for my classic car money? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a cross-country road trip like no other – but instead of a car, you’ll be riding on a pig named Porky!

We understand the importance of honoring your late husband’s memory, which is why our server is filled with classic car replicas for you to drive around in Minecraft. Take a break from the drama and hop into a virtual convertible for a relaxing drive through pixelated landscapes.

But beware, your stepchildren might try to sabotage your trip by sending creepers your way! Don’t let them ruin your adventure – show them who’s boss by building the most epic vacation home on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous as the drama in your life, join us now! Who needs stepchildren when you have a virtual world to explore?

LiarCraft Fosterfun

adoption, bullying, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, Fosterfun, LiarCraft, parental decisions, parental expectations, personal boundaries, self worth, self-identity, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social perception, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8061

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of OP and Amy.

Imagine a world where your parents decide to foster your worst enemy and then adopt them as your sibling. Sounds like a crazy plotline, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the drama on our server.

Witness the epic battles between OP and Amy, complete with lunch-throwing, fart accusations, and comparisons to Scar from The Lion King. Will OP ever come to terms with Amy being part of the family? Will their parents ever understand the true extent of the sibling rivalry? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even get to experience your own family feud, just like OP. Will you be the hero or the villain in your own story? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry instead? Let the games begin!

HolyCraft: Church vs State

America, american history, Church, civil liberties, constitution, controversy, First Amendment, freedom of religion, Government, Holycraft, law, Politics, public policy, Religion, religious freedom, religious rights., secularism, separation of church and state, State, SUPREME COURT, united states

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of politics infiltrating every aspect of your life, even in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banished all politicians to their own separate island where they can argue about policies all day long without bothering us! Join us for a politics-free zone and let’s build some epic structures together without any government interference. It’s like a vacation from reality, but with creepers and diamonds!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Bluff!

aggression, bluff, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, negotiations, putin, Putins, Red Lines, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, war briefing, Zelenskiy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	837
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more action than a Putin red line bluff in Kursk! Zelenskiy himself said our server is more lit than a Ukrainian war briefing.

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

TransBlockerz: No Gender Bending Allowed!

Allowed, Bending, cultural norms, discrimination, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender rights, gender self-identification, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, older people, opposition, parents, public opinion, public toilets, social attitudes, sporting events, taiwan, Taiwanese, TransBlockerz, transgender rights, transgender women, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more drama than a reality TV show! Our players are more divided than a math problem, with 91.6% of Taiwanese players straight up saying NO to gender self-identification for transgender women. It’s like a virtual battleground of opinions, with only 6.1% cool with transgender women using women’s public toilets and a measly 4.2% down for them joining women’s sporting events.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions, with women, parents, and older players bringing the heat with their strong opposition. It’s like a virtual war zone of conflicting views, and you gotta jump in and pick a side.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a virtual world where opinions clash harder than two mobs fighting over a diamond block, then come join us on this insane Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious virtual drama!

Enival: Where we trust you to not steal our diamonds! Launching soon!

apply, Calendar, Community, diamonds, Discord, Enival, enjoyable survival, enjoyment, Fresh Server, Griefers, launch date, Launching, like-minded players, Logged, Minecraft, Mods, rolled back, September 13-15, smp, steal, Survival, Trust, vanilla feel, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Launch Date	Between September 13-15
Discord Link	Join the Discord

Overview:

Enival is a soon to be launched Minecraft SMP that focuses on creating an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience. It aims to build a community based on trust and camaraderie, with no land claims and friendly players.

FAQ:

What is Enival? Enival is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a semi-vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Why Join Us Now? The Minecraft server isn’t live yet, but that’s where you come in! We’re building an amazing community on the Discord server before the server goes live. By joining now, you get to be part of the amazing community that this server will have.

What to Expect:

Whitelist: We’re keeping it safe and friendly. You’ll need to apply to join, ensuring that griefers won’t get in, and even if they do everything is logged and can be rolled back without problem.

Quality of Life Mods: A few carefully chosen mods will enhance your experience without straying too far from that beloved vanilla feel.

Launch Date: We’re aiming to go live between September 13-15, so mark your calendars! 🗓️

If you’re looking for a fresh server, a new community, or just a place where you can truly enjoy Minecraft with like-minded players, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and be part of the server from day one! 🎉

Enival means enjoyable survival, so you’d enjoy playing there.

MineCraftMania – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Maps, Minecraft, MinecraftMania, Natlan Impressions Trailer, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, Ultimate, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Seriously, the sun is like, “Dang, I wish I could be as hot as that Minecraft server.”

2. We have a secret event called “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” where you can amplify your energy to levels you never thought possible. You might even sprout wings and fly around like a majestic Minecraft bird.

3. Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, Razor. But here’s the twist – they’re all riding on dragons and battling giant creepers. It’s epic.

4. Need a weapon banner? We got you covered with Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through diamond armor like butter.

5. And don’t forget our daily check-in rewards. Just log in every day and you’ll receive gifts that will make you scream, “Huzzah, I am the king/queen of Minecraft!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey filled with flowers, dragons, and epic battles. Trust me, you won’t regret it.