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MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Star Shards Collected:	267
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8499	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	594	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	102

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Votes:	6754
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

SpanGone Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Chinese, covert operation, cyber attack, Democracy, digital warfare, Disinformation, foreign interference, Government, Graphika report, information warfare, Minecraft, online activism, online influence, Operation, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, social media, spain, SpanGone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!