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Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4430
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	28	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	1307
Dimension Hops:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2099
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

AVOID, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, Dangerous, don’t mess with, dont, Experience, hard lessons, heed warnings, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, Mess, Minecraft, not to be trifled with, past mistakes, proceed with caution, respect boundaries, Risky, Server, stay away, tough experiences, tread lightly, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Emeralds Found:	396	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

VanishingVibesMC

Abandoned, defunct, disappeared, disregarded, extinct product, faded away, failed venture, Forgotten, ghost company, Irrelevant, lost in time, no longer exists, obscure brand, obsolete, out of business, Overlooked, UNNOTICED, unobserved, unremembered, VANISHED, VanishingVibesMC

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

HolyCraftAbuse

abuse of power, allegations, catholic church, charges, clergy, criminal, criminal charges, HolyCraftAbuse, investigation, Justice, Legal, misconduct, Polish, Priest, Religious, scandal, scandal-ridden, scandalous, sex abuse, Victims, World Youth Day

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!