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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4644 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.