Tabletop simulator funny moments Minecraft Servers

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	4297	Meteorites Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Falling into the Void:	1

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	448947	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	758874
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Crops Grown:	7552	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!