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AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	1855

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	1887
Mines Excavated:	2998	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	5260	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7599	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	1241
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	104	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.