Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – our server also offers the most unique and challenging quests that will test your skills to the limit. From rescuing a village of talking cows from an evil witch to building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, the possibilities are endless!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!
and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!
so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick ’em to the moon! Plus, our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for top secret missions to save the world from evil mobs.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant floating pancake? Yeah, neither have we, but it’s totally a thing on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! UFO’s not included.
| Server Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Latest Version | Always updated to the latest version of Minecraft |
| 24/7 Availability | Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay |
| PVP Enabled | Engage in player versus player combat |
| Active Community | Join a thriving community of players on Hearts SMP |
| World Reset | Fresh world to explore and gear up quickly |
To join Hearts SMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided by the server administrators.
Yes, Hearts SMP has an active Discord community. You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/KGypDm8epA
Yes, PVP is enabled on Hearts SMP, allowing players to engage in combat with each other.
The world on Hearts SMP is reset periodically to provide players with a fresh experience and the opportunity to gear up quickly.
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of building your own champyons in our /pyon/craft server – Get exclusive access to Kiki’s ASMR collection for ultimate relaxation – Explore Kiki’s World Tour and embark on crazy adventures with her – Play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and survive the chaos – Test your skills in the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath) – Battle it out in the Super Champ Bros SMB rom hack for ultimate glory
Don’t miss out on the fun! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience with Kiki and her amazing community. See you in the game!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so happy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. Want a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? Easy peasy. Want a pet zombie named Steve? Well, that might be pushing it, but we’ll see what we can do.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
But be warned, if your proposal isn’t up to par, you may find yourself single and looking for love again in the vast world of Minecraft. So join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to tie the knot in the most creative way possible!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Whisperer. Rumor has it that this player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon tamer yourself? Then join our server now!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!
and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’
so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.
