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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4150 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
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