studio 4x the size of the original Minecraft Servers

Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	452	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, billionaire, criminal charges, Harassment, high-profile, lawsuit, legal action, legal proceedings, Minecraft, misconduct, Mohamed Al Fayed, multiple rapes, Powerful, RapeCraft, scandal, scandalous accusations, Server, sexual assault, Staff, Victim, Wealthy, workplace abuse

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	211	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

join.magscript.com:25566

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

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play.craftopia.world

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Votes:	6235	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6565
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	354003	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?