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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5514 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5438 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Magic Items Found: | 6035 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1530 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!