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KenyanCraft: ParliamentRiot
Africa, breaking news, Chaos, COMPOUND, Conflict, current events, Dead, demonstration, Fire, Government, International, Kenyan, KenyanCraft, News, Parliament, ParliamentRiot, Political unrest, Protesters, Storm, THOUSANDS, Tragedy, violenceLOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT KENYAN PROTESTERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY CHICKENS AND PARLIAMENT ON FIRE LIKE A LIT CAMPFIRE. THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS STORMING THE COMPOUND LIKE ZOMBIES ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT. IT’S A WILD RIDE, COME JOIN THE MADNESS! -
SpellCraft SMP
Arcane, Celestial, custom magics, custom races, destiny, Elodore, Elves, Enchanting, Factions, Fairies, Fire, lycan, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, mystical sky, odyssey, PvP, Roleplay, Server, SpellCraft SMP, Storm, Survival, WaterPrepare to embark on a spellbinding journey into the enchanting world of SpellCraftSMP, where magic weaves its tapestry across the horizon. In this captivating realm, the arcane arts beckon, offering a vast array of custom magics to master, ranging from the soothing embrace of Water, the fierce flames of Fire, the crackling power of Storm, to the divine radiance of the celestial, and the enigmatic allure of the Arcane.
But that’s just the beginning of the wonder that awaits you. As you step into Elodore, you’ll encounter a captivating assortment of custom races, each with its own unique charm. You might choose to walk among the ageless and graceful Elves, who possess an otherworldly beauty. Alternatively, you could embrace the enigmatic aura of the Lycan, shapeshifters with a deep connection to nature, or perhaps the whimsical world of the Fairies, who dance on the edge of reality.
Join us now and embark on your own odyssey within SpellCraft SMP. As a traveler in this enchanting realm, you have the power to shape your destiny. Select your magic and race, and with your choices, fashion a character as unique as the constellations in our mystical sky.
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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved
battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are lovedWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!
Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!
But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!
And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!
Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!
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CraftyCigs: Puff, Build, Repeat!
10xer, addiction, Anon, balance, BUILD, Caffeine, Cake, cigarettes, CraftyCigs, Eat, habits, health, Lifestyle, LUNGS, nicotine, Political, productivity, Puff, repeat, self improvement, smoking, Western civilization, Zyn™Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true essence of western civilization? Look no further, because our server runs on caffeine and nicotine! That’s right, you can build your virtual empire while fueling your addiction to coffee and cigarettes.Join us and become a 10xer in no time, because who needs healthy lungs when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have your cake and eat it too, because on our server, anything is possible. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of caffeine and nicotine-fueled creativity!