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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2452 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 479 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!