| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2632 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8324 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Just like this guy who thought he was in for a smooth ride with a girl he met at work, only to end up in a baby daddy drama! But fear not, on our server, you can leave all your real-life problems behind and focus on building epic structures and battling monsters.
Join us and leave the baby mama drama at the door. Who needs DNA tests when you can fight dragons and explore endless worlds with your fellow gamers? So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8422 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4267 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7814 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6715 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4940 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7474 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8771 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9209 |
join dis server and u will be part of an online multidomain lifestyle intervention to prevent cognitive decline! u will be randomized and controlled like never before! who needs regular minecraft servers when u can be part of dis crazy experiment?
so come on down and join da fun! who knows, maybe u will unlock hidden brain powers while buildin ur dream castle! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1777 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Welcome to Holmcraft, a medieval Minecraft experience where you don’t just play—you shape history. In Holmcraft, every player starts as a clan leader, and through strategy, alliances, and battles, you can rise to power and establish your own kingdom. The world is raw, untamed, and waiting for rulers to emerge. Will you be the one to lead a nation?
| Start as a Clan, Rise to a Kingdom |
| Custom Items & Crafting |
| Dynamic PvE & PvP |
| Custom Quests & Storyline |
| Dynmap Integration |
| Roleplay-Driven Economy & Politics |
| Community Events & Tournaments |
📜 Join the adventure today and carve your name into history! 🌍 Discord: https://discord.gg/PMKu395GxZ
This is your chance to create a kingdom, lead armies, and write your own legend in Holmcraft. Will you rise to power or be forgotten in the sands of time?
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7558 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Imagine building a castle made entirely of cotton candy and battling evil llamas with laser eyes.
You can ride on flying pigs and explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3703 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and hilarious moments as you mine for diamonds and explore vast landscapes.
Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding creepers.
With a community of players who are always up for a laugh, you’ll never feel alone on our server.
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life relationship problems behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle with?
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6280 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Plus, we have this crazy challenge where you have to eat a whole garden’s worth of carrots in one sitting. If you can do it, you get a special diamond carrot as a prize. Yeah, that’s right, a diamond carrot. I don’t know what you do with it, but it sounds cool, right?
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and start chomping down on those virtual veggies. Your body will thank you, or maybe it won’t, who knows? Just do it, okay? Trust me, I’m a professional vegetable eater.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5235 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of scantily clad villagers start twerking in your face. Or how about the time you stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW paintings that would make even the most seasoned player blush? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a creeper pole dancing or a group of skeletons having a wild rave party? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (in more ways than one)!
