| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8073 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2461 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Picture this: you and your family have been planning a trip to Europe for years, dreaming of all the historical sites and literary landmarks you’ll visit. But suddenly, your husband’s mother decides she wants to join in on the fun. Will she fit in with your mom and sister? Will she ruin the carefully crafted vibe of your trip? Only time will tell!
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you choose to include your MIL in your European adventure, or will you stick to your original plans and risk hurting her feelings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knew a simple family trip could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2470 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 9388 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
also, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
so come join us on dis server, where anything can happen and the fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7550 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6297 | Ores Mined: | 8422 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 191 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4315 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | New Chunks Explored: | 959704 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1038 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3441 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 281 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7610 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Server Type | Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy |
|---|---|
| Supported Platforms | Java & Bedrock |
| Java Versions | 1.7 to Latest |
Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition? | Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition. |
| What type of gameplay does the server offer? | The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes. |
| Is there a Discord server for TheCrib? | Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc |
| Are there any version restrictions for Java players? | No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release. |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 803 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!
Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!
And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.
Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8693 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.
2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.
3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.
4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.
5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6418 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.
Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!
So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5708 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!
