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Heart Attack Gender Gap – Men vs Women

Attack, body size, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, deadly, Diagnosis, gap, gender, gender disparities, Guidelines, health disparities, Heart, Heart condition, Heart Disease, heart health, medical guidelines, Medical research, Men, research, sex differences, sex-specific guidelines, study, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	431925
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy research that shows why more dudes than chicks get heart disease. like, whoa, right? turns out, women might not be getting diagnosed cuz the guidelines don’t, like, consider the diff between dudes and chicks. so, like, join our server and maybe you’ll learn some crazy stuff about hearts and stuff. plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. so, like, join now and be part of the heart disease revolution, bro.

Enchanted Quests 1.21.1

#Intention, 1.21.1, analyze, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, decipher, Enchanted, hidden message, implication, inference, Interpretation, Meaning, Motive, puzzled, question.., Quests, reading between the lines, speculation, uncertainty, Unclear, understand

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Experience the thrill of exploring a world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

Build your own empire and rule over a land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Fight epic battles against evil llamas and zombie chickens!

Unleash your inner creativity and build a giant statue of a potato!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft community ever!

TruthfulCraft Minecraft Server

amusement park, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dinner, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, group date, Honesty, ignoring, loyalty, Minecraft, relationships, roller coasters, Server, step-brother, thrill rides, Truth, TruthfulCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and roller coaster relationships? Then come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and adventure! Our server is filled with thrilling rides, exciting challenges, and no annoying stepbrothers to ruin your day.

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of building your own virtual world, without any drama or embarrassing family dinners. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Robs of the world behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

NoAdvicePlsMC

age differences, application, Boundaries, Carpet, Cats, Chores, Dinner, DISHES, family, Frustration, housemate, job advice, living situation, meal prep, NoAdvicePlsMC, regional manager, Rent, steam clean, unsolicited advice, Workplace

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4218	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4875
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Dragon Eggs Found:	4205	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like living with a family who thinks they can give you workplace advice when they haven’t worked in decades! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and avoiding awkward conversations in the kitchen.

Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries with virtual creepers and zombies, so you’ll be prepared for any real-life situation. Plus, we have a strict “no cleaning carpets after 10 pm” rule, so you can game in peace without any unexpected chores.

Come join us and let off some steam (cleaner) in a world where you can be the boss, even if you’re not a Regional Manager in real life. And remember, on our server, the only huffing and eye-rolling allowed is from the Endermen. See you in the game!

NoFailMinecraftSMP

achievement, AMBITION, Confidence, courage, determination, dream chasing, empowerment, fearlessness, goal-setting, growth mindset., motivation, NoFailMinecraftSMP, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-belief, success mindset

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Lol, bro, on this epic Minecraft SMP, you can do anything and everything without even failing! Like, you could build a giant statue of a potato and it would be the most epic thing ever, no fails allowed! And get this, if you join, you’ll get a magical diamond pickaxe that never breaks, so you can mine for days without any worries. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to funky beats, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, no fails allowed, only epic wins!

MineFacts: Did U Know?

cool fact, Did you know, Educational, fascinating tidbit, fun fact, fun fact challenge, fun fact conversation starter, fun fact discovery, fun fact exploration, fun fact Friday, fun fact of the day, fun fact quiz, fun fact sharing, interesting information, learned recently, mind-blowing fact, MineFacts, new knowledge, random fact, surprising fact, Trivia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	1948
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crops Grown:	7386
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures just waiting for you to discover. Join us and see what other hilarious surprises await you!

geo.colenia.xyz

conquertheearth, Earth, earthwar, Economy, Geo-politics, Geopolitics, globalconflict, globalconquest, historicalminecraft, historicalwarfare, longestrunningserver, minecraftbuilding, MinecraftExplore, minecraftgenre, Oldserver, politicalminecraft, ServerCommunity, servercompetition, Survival, Towny, Townyserver, uniqueperspective, virtualgeopolitics, virtualworldbuilding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

[1.20-1.21] Join Geo: Colenia, rivalling EMC as one of the oldest geopolitical Minecraft servers we offer a unique perspective onto the genre! Conquer the 1:750 scale Earth in one of the longest running geopolitical Minecraft servers. • TOWNY • EARTH • WAR • BUILDING • and MUCH more to explore!

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selutmc

Adventure, building, Community, Cooperative, Crafting, Exploration, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, no claim land, No Economy, No Griefing, no shop, ONLINE, rules, selutmc, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	2323
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

vanilla plus survival server 🙂 – no economy – no shop – especially no claim land – rules #1, no griefing thx

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QuestCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Competitive Gaming, game analysis, game challenges, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game objectives, Game Strategy, game theory, Game-Planning, gameplay elements, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, need win condition, practically speaking, questcraft, strategic thinking, victory conditions, winning strategies

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, bro, do you even need to win on this server? Like, who cares about winning when you can just have a blast building and exploring with your homies? Join this server for a wild ride of chaos and creativity!

Forget about all those boring servers where you have to follow rules and try to be the best. On this server, the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

You’ll never get bored with all the crazy events and challenges we have lined up for you. From epic build battles to insane parkour courses, there’s always something new and exciting to do.

So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs a win condition when you can just have a blast?

AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

AwkwardCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, family vacation, family vacation etiquette, Girlfriend, Hotel, Inappropriate Behavior, Levenworth, Minecraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Washington state

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward encounters and uncomfortable situations, just like the time when you accidentally walked in on your cousin in the shower. But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for wanting your hoodie back!

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape their crazy relatives and immerse themselves in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream world away from judgmental grandmas and strict aunts, and create your own family of Minecraft mobs who will never give you weird looks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where even the most “inappropriate” moments can turn into hilarious memories. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as being “too close” to your Minecraft buddy!