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AirplaneTurbulenceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves to do our bidding and they now roam the server protecting us from any griefers who dare to challenge our dominance.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Plus, we hold regular events like “Creeper Bowling” and “Zombie Pigman Racing” that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary “Notch’s Golden Pickaxe” hidden somewhere in our world. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart.

Regretflix & Chill

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118

Are you tired of boring old movies that leave you feeling disappointed? Well, come join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to suffer through a bad movie again! Our server is like a blockbuster film on steroids – action-packed adventures, thrilling plot twists, and epic battles with creepers and zombies! Say goodbye to boring movie nights and hello to endless excitement in the world of Minecraft! Join now and experience the ultimate cinematic experience – no popcorn required!

AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5584	Farms Harvested:	811
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, join this epic minecraft server cuz we got all the lolz and craziness you could ever want! our players are so hyped up, they make the brain go all wacky and stuff. we did some research and found out that playing on our server can actually make you feel all the feels, even if you got that anhedonia thingy.

our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with all the attentional networks firing off like fireworks. you’ll be so entertained, you won’t even know what hit you. come join us and experience the emotional blunting in a whole new way, with sustained brain activity that will blow your mind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Demon Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Demon is a legendary and mysterious entity known for its malevolent and dark nature. Often depicted as a supernatural being with infernal powers, demons are believed to tempt and torment humans, leading them astray from goodness and virtue. Throughout history, demons have been a prevalent figure in folklore, mythology, and religious teachings, serving as a source of fear and fascination for many.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where men and women are kept separate? Join our server and experience the ultimate unity of genders! We nuked all the outdated thinking that fuels sexism and homophobia, so you can enjoy a truly inclusive and hilarious Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots! Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter their gender!

BitMinerMinecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

And that’s not all – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party with skeletons breakdancing and witches dropping sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about mining for diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

TrashmanLove6969

arguing with girlfriend, career choices, communication in relationships, conditional love, core values in relationships, expectations in relationships, family dynamics, Interracial Relationships, lifestyle preferences, love and acceptance., love and career, love and commitment, love and job status, Love and Money, Meeting the parents, parental disapproval, personal values, questioning relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, taking a break, TrashmanLove6969

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mines Excavated:	2289	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Towns Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is unconditional and trashmen are treated like royalty! Join us for a server full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of your girlfriend expecting a certain lifestyle and salary from you? Well, on our server, we welcome trashmen with open arms and appreciate them for who they are, not just what they can provide. No need to worry about conditional love here, we only care about your core values and the person you are inside.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even uncover a mystery involving meeting your girlfriend’s parents and becoming a doctor. Will you be able to stand up to them and prove that love knows no bounds? Race against time and obstacles to show that true love conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where love, trashmen, and unexpected twists await you at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love story for the ages, all while building and exploring in the world of Minecraft.

HistFactsGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	3135	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old history lessons that sugarcoat the truth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Ever wondered what would happen if dinosaurs actually built the pyramids? Or if aliens helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come join us for a wild ride through history that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Plus, we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will make you forget all about those boring textbooks. Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

Blocktopia PS5

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old PS5 games that only let you play for a limited time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your gaming woes!

Join our server and never worry about choosing just one game on your PS5 again. Why settle for a limited selection when you can have endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. So if you’re looking for some intense PvP action, look no further!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who is said to grant wishes to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of the evil kremlin propaganda!!! we have a secret underground base where we hide from the russian soldiers who are brainwashed and ready to explode at any moment!!! build your own bunker and defend against the crazy russian army who will stop at nothing to take over the server!!! craft weapons and armor to protect yourself from the mind-controlled soldiers who will do anything to stop you from escaping their clutches!!! join now and fight for your freedom in this epic battle against the brainwashed russian army!!!