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Blocky Booty Bonanza

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	7358	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magic Items Found:	7359
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7356	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	663
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	590974	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	929	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!