sort the court – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PrivatizedPiggy Minecraft SMP
Lolz, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place to be, bro! We got energy, water, and rail services that are fully privatised, just like Britain! But get this, we pay the most for each of these in the whole continent! Why? Because we like to live life on the edge, man! Join us and experience the thrill of overpaying for basic services while building epic Minecraft creations! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form! Don’t miss out, join now and become part of the madness!

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TimeWarpKids7
Alternate Reality, childhood memories, Consciousness, Decision making, hypothetical scenarios, Inner child, introspection, life choices, life regrets, memory lane, mental time travel, mind experiment, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, philosophical questions, self reflection, time machine, Time paradox, time travel, TimeWarpKids7
Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of being 7 years old? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building epic castles and battling dragons with the wisdom of your adult self. Plus, we have a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Join us for a wild ride through time and nostalgia!

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MineCraftyPolitics
business dealings, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MineCraftyPolitics, MINERALS, Négotiation, Politics, power struggle, putin, Resources, russia, Russian-occupied, sanctions, Trade, trump, Ukraine, world news
so, like, u know how putin and trump are like frenemies or whatever? well, on this server, putin is like, “hey trump, wanna buy some minerals from me? i got some from ukraine, but don’t worry, it’s totally chill cuz i’m in charge there now.” and trump is all like, “sure bro, i’ll buy whatever u got.” and then they’re both on the server just mining away and making deals and stuff. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get into! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

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Crafty Kids Club
“Youth, Behavior, children, club, Crafty, distractibility, Kids, manic episodes, mental health, Psychology, racing thoughts, rapid speech, research, Risk, screen time, self esteem, Sleep, social media, Symptoms, Technology, Texting, video games, Videos
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be ready for a wild ride, bro. like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was, like, so epic, dude.
and, like, if you join our server, you’ll become, like, a super hero or something. you’ll have powers beyond your wildest dreams. like, you’ll be able to fly on a pig or shoot fireballs out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
plus, like, all the players on our server are, like, super cool and funny. they’ll make you laugh so hard that you’ll forget all your worries. it’s, like, therapy but better, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never thought possible, then join our minecraft server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.

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PoMM Factions
Economy, Factions, Factions PvP Modpack Craft to Exile Economy Auction House Shop Trade System Playtime Ranks Events King of the Hill WarZone FFA TDM Kits Rank Kits Leaderboards Top Kills Bal Top Top Faction, FTB, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Tekkit
1.20.1 Modded PvP using a modified Craft to Exile 2 modpack.
-Economy (Auction House, Shop, Trade System)
-Playtime Ranks (Earn commands access just for playing!)
-Events (King of the Hill, WarZone FFA/TDM)
-Kits (Rank Kits)
-Leaderboards (Top Kills, Bal Top, Top Faction, Top Votes)
Grab the modpack download on our discord!
192.96.215.150

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ZeroMon
Adventure, Community, Create, Customization, Economy, Experience, freedom, gameplay, Gyms, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Pixelmon, PvE, rules, Server, Shops, Survival, Towns, Unique, ZeroMon
This is a brand new Pixelmon server aimed to be a different experience than most Pixelmon servers. With the freedom to create your own towns and have your own gyms.
The goal of the server is for players to create the experience for each other while building towns where you are given the freedom to claim land and expand while creating your own shops, gyms and whatever else you come up with. It is all up to you! (There will be some rules that apply, so make sure you contact me before creating a gym).
144.217.150.16:25576

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Shadow Queen 1.21.1
1.21.1, African American, Black Lives Matter, black woman, civil rights, cultural heritage, Diversity, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, Identity, intersectionality, Melanin, Minority, Queen, racial justice, representation, resilience, self love, Shadow, Social Issues, Strong Women, woman of color
Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? Let me tell you, we got black women. That’s right, BLACK WOMEN! And they’re not just any black women, they’re Minecraft black women. Can you even handle that level of diversity and awesomeness? I don’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the magic of black women in Minecraft. It’s a game changer, literally.

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PsychicScamBusters Minecraft Server
Accuracy, Apology, Asshole, extended family, family, family function, Minecraft, prediction, psychic predictions, psychic reading, psychic readings, psychic scam, Psychics, PsychicScamBusters, regional travel, scam, scam artist, scam artist predictions, Server, success, travel, work
Are you tired of dealing with psychic predictions that are as accurate as a blindfolded llama throwing darts at a map? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about fake psychics again!
Our server is filled with magical creatures who can actually predict your future in-game! Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask our resident wizard, Gandalf the Green! He’s never wrong…except for that one time he accidentally turned a player into a block of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who can tell you the winning lottery numbers for next week! Just make sure to bring them some extra corn as payment.
So why waste your time and money on phony psychics when you can join our Minecraft server and have your future predicted by the most bizarre and hilarious characters around? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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RingSizeSneakMC SMP
asking friends, creative ideas, discreet methods, engagement ring, guessing ring size, jewelry, measuring ring size, online ring sizers, professional measurements, ring shopping tips, ring size, ring size chart, RingSizeSneakMC, secret methods, smp, sneaky ways, special occasions, subtle hints, Surprise gift, Thoughtful gestures, wedding ring, Women’s accessories
Bro, forget about rings, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, diamonds for days, and a secret underground base that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous! Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). And if you’re looking for a woman, we got plenty of villagers just waiting to be wooed with some emeralds. So come on down to our server, where the only ring size that matters is the size of your diamond armor!

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BlockTurnerCraft
BlockTurnerCraft, Brock Allen Turner, controversial figure, convicted rapist, court sentencing, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, current activities, justice system reform., legal consequences, media coverage, personal accountability, post conviction life, probation terms, public scrutiny, rehabilitation process, sexual assault, social media backlash, societal attitudes towards sexual violence, Stanford University case, victim impact
Looking for a new hobby? Join our Minecraft server and help convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner build his dream castle! He may have made some questionable life choices, but his redstone skills are on point! Plus, rumor has it he’s hosting a weekly “escape from prison” roleplay event that is to die for (figuratively speaking, of course). So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your back when Brock’s around!

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