Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!
Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.
So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!
Are you tired of boring old servers with no hype and players reminiscing about the good old days? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We had a major content release day where we accidentally leaked everything a week early by mistake, causing massive server issues at launch. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Plus, Sony is breathing down our necks, so you know we must be doing something right! Join now for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. It’s over for Bungie, but it’s just beginning for us!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Sony of Minecraft servers – always bringing you the hottest new content! We’re so popular that even the Switch 2 is planning to launch with a 3D Mario game just to keep up with us. Join us and be a part of the game industry revolution – where 3D platformers are the priority once again! Who needs diamonds when you can have a gaming experience this epic?
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a giant army of evil chickens. Why are they evil? Who knows, but it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat them and save the day!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you any wish you desire. Want a castle made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft? Imagine a disco ball made of emeralds, music blasting from every corner, and players busting out their best dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the absolute madness that is Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!
We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players from the future! That’s right, we’ve somehow managed to transport players from the year 2024 to join us in epic Minecraft adventures.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a target of only 18 million players. Why 18 million, you ask? Because any more than that and the server might explode from too much awesomeness! Plus, we have special futuristic mods and plugins that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the infamous Minecraft legend? Join us and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our exclusive future-themed Minecraft server and be a part of something truly out of this world. Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and time travelers!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!
Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Morbius, the legendary Minecraft player who once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against an army of evil villagers. Rumor has it he can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes – just imagine what he could teach you!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride a dragon into battle or have it guard your base? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer and watch the magic happen.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and pure awesomeness that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).
But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.
Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.
But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?
Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Playstation and want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored to have caused the downfall of Playstation itself. Join us and become part of gaming history (or at least a really funny conspiracy theory)! Dive into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary (and totally made up)! Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of dealing with glitchy PS1 emulators that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where the only glitches you’ll encounter are the hilarious ones caused by creepers exploding in unexpected places. Say goodbye to ePSXe and Duckstation, and hello to a world where Saturn emulators are a thing of the past. Embrace the chaos and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!
Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given.
Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!
We welcome all new players to join us! Our friendly and pleasant Semi-Vanilla Survival allows for the best building experience. All players can join, as The Honeycomb has a no signup policy.→ A few of our plugins:
• Trade Shop
• Single Player Sleep
• Grief Prevent→ More about the Honeycomb:
• The last map reset was: 1st July 2023 (This was based on a community vote)
• You’ll have access to a few commands such as /tpa, /kits and /homes.
• There is a shopping district called Nectar Nook where players can build a shop & sell items.
• We host weekly in-game events with limited edition prizes up for grabs.
• Meetings are hosted in game which allow players to put across their opinions and suggestions.
• You are able to arrange community building projects with the community.
• The map will never reset without community votes and discussions. The previous map will also be available for download meaning you will never lose your projects.
A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!
SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer:
– Survival
– Skyblock
– Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman)
We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions.
Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds!
All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you.
A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners.
Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system.
If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.
Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0
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Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated!
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Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players.
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Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop!
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Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com
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11 YEARS STRONG!
Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server
* Incredible Economy
* Friendly and amazing community
* Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now!
IP: org.aspiriamc.com
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isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!
In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!
Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!
Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!
On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!
In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!
Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!