Sons MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

DOMINANCE, womanizer, Fatherhood, Sons, Survival

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by the biggest chad of all time from /a/! This guy has had sex with almost 100 women, creating a whole army of sons and who knows how many daughters. Are the santias also his? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – he never takes care of them!

But wait, there’s more! This chad sends all of his boys to lethal places to train, making sure they are the toughest warriors in all of Minecraft. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he dies before the few surviving sons can beat him up to death. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server with insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a chad of epic proportions, then come join us now! Who knows what kind of chaos and madness awaits you on this wild server.

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Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

secret sons, hidden children, Sons, tabloid, investigation

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

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Putin’s Secret Sons Minecraft Server

scandal, russian president, Rumors, children, confirmation

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got Putin’s secret sons playing here, like, for real. They’re building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, like, straight outta a spy movie. And get this, they’re training their pet bears to fight off any griefers who dare to mess with their stuff. It’s like a Russian mafia meets Minecraft kind of vibe, you know? So if you wanna be part of this crazy world of intrigue and danger, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free snacks on Tuesdays. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us, comrade!

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PutinCraft: Secret Sons

investigation, allegations, PutinCraft, leadership, scandal

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the secret lives of vladimir putin’s sons! you won’t believe the crazy adventures they get up to in the virtual world. build a secret underground bunker with them, go on treasure hunts for hidden russian artifacts, and even ride polar bears into battle against evil mobs.

if you join now, you’ll get a special vladimir putin skin for your character, complete with a bear riding outfit and a russian flag cape. plus, every time you defeat a mob, you’ll hear vladimir putin’s voice saying “good job, comrade!”

don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft experience of your life. join now and be part of the secret lives of vladimir putin’s sons!

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Patrilocraft: Where Sons Rule!

India, cultural practices, rule, gender bias, patrilocality rates

So, like, this server is like totally lit, dude. We got all the crazy stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Plus, our players are like super cool and always down for a good time.

You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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TroonOut Minecraft Server

parenting tips, guidance, Respect, Motherhood, children

Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

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MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined

sports obsession, sports camp, family conflict, family relationships, childhood development

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t sacrifice childhoods for sports superstardom! Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think running laps at 5am is the key to success.

On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.

Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?

So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!

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MommaCraft: Name Dilemma

husband, DAUGHTER, grandaughter, Friend, sick

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to name your virtual daughter whatever you want, without any passive-aggressive comments from your husband!

We promise that you won’t have to deal with any in-game MIL drama or name disputes. Plus, if you ever decide to have more virtual kids, you can name them all after your favorite Minecraft blocks!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

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TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

sexual health, self esteem, Confidence, Stereotypes, male genitalia

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

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Pixelated Love: Hot Crazy Matrix Edition

Communication, Stereotypes, matrix, Hot Crazy Matrix, Sons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most epic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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