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CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	6833
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Votes:	2286	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	3852
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	8691

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Emeralds Found:	8890	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crops Grown:	3120
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	99	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2618
Alien Abductions:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Animals Bred:	147
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!