Smithed for simians Minecraft Servers

Smithed for simians Minecraft Servers

  • ToxicoCraft Minecraft Server

    ToxicoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5614
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where toxicity is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is nice and helpful? Well, look no further because on our server, we take toxicity to a whole new level.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly insulted by other players, griefed by our dedicated team of trolls, and banned for no reason at all! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

    Our spawn area is a chaotic mess of lava, TNT, and mobs, just waiting to kill you as soon as you log in. And if you manage to survive long enough to build a base, don’t get too attached because it will be destroyed within minutes by our griefing squad.

    But the real highlight of our server is the community. We have the most toxic players you will ever meet, constantly arguing, cursing, and trolling each other. It’s a never-ending cycle of drama and chaos that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner toxicity and let loose, then look no further. Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoomieRenoMinecraftServer

    RoomieRenoMinecraftServer
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 540
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Potions Brewed: 83 Farms Harvested: 894
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Enchantments Applied: 243
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with a roommate who decides to renovate without permission? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected changes and drama.

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual house completely transformed by a roommate who just couldn’t resist making improvements without consulting anyone. Will you call the virtual landlords to report the unauthorized renovations, or will you sit back and watch as the chaos unfolds?

    With discounted virtual ceiling lights that are “way better” than the current ones and walls that magically extend to make room for everyone, this server is a rollercoaster of surprises. And who knows, maybe karma will come back to haunt those who act selfishly in the virtual world too.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as living with a roommate on a renovation rampage, join us now! Just make sure to keep an eye on your virtual room – you never know what changes might be coming your way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarCrashBroNoNo

    CarCrashBroNoNo
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 232
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Emeralds Found: 7013
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your brother constantly crashing your car and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can lend your virtual car to anyone without worrying about repairs or insurance costs. Plus, if someone crashes it, you can just respawn it good as new! Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let your brother crash cars to his heart’s content, without any consequences!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

    IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9540
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Animals Bred: 152
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the Iron Dome of servers, ready to protect you from any creeper attack! Just like how Israel’s Iron Dome is ready to take on Hezbollah, our server is ready to take on any griefers trying to mess with your builds.

    We got crazy mini-games like Creeper Dodgeball, where you gotta dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can show off your skills and take down your enemies like a boss.

    So come join us and experience the ultimate protection and fun on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianCounterCraft

    UkrainianCounterCraft
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4446
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    ok so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma counterstrike u” and then BOOM they just start attacking russia from within their own borders. it’s like a real life game of minecraft, but with actual countries. so if u wanna experience the thrill of international conflict but in a blocky world, join our server now! we got explosions, we got alliances, we got betrayals, it’s like game of thrones but with creepers. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBurpBash

    BabyBurpBash
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 450
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we actively try to get babies to burp, but as adults it’s considered rude. why? because we believe in equal burping rights for all ages! come join the burp revolution and show off your mad baby-burping skills.

    we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? the choice is yours.

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. it’s said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas who have a taste for human flesh. are you up for the challenge?

    so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those burping babies and power-hungry chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine

    ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8533
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a chimp and eat bark and dead wood for medicinal effects! we got wild chimpanzees running around getting high on plants and doing crazy stuff. u never know what u gonna see on this server, it’s a jungle out there! so come swing on by and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CurlySMP Launch: Now with modded farts!

    CurlySMP Launch: Now with modded farts!
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3322
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

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    CurlySMP Server Launch

    Join us for the launch of CurlySMP and be one of the first to play on the server. The server is on version 1.20.1 and will remain this way for the foreseeable future.

    About CurlySMP

    Server Type Community-based
    World Interaction World border expands each week, player voted mods are added
    Dimension Resets Nether and End dimensions reset weekly

    CurlySMP’s Future

    We envision CurlySMP becoming a thriving community with a variety of player-chosen mods. There will be periodic resets to introduce new modpacks and keep the gameplay fresh.

    Beginning Mods

    Artifacts
    Create
    Framed Blocks
    Iron Chests
    Iron spells n spellbooks
    Lootr
    Simple Voice Chat
    Drawers

    Join Us Now

    The server is currently open to all players and not whitelisted. Feel free to join the Discord community here.

    FAQ

    Are there any banned mods?

    No, there are no banned mods on CurlySMP. However, griefing and malicious behavior are not allowed.

    How often does the world border expand?

    The world border expands weekly, allowing players to explore new areas and discover new mods.

    Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    Yes, players are encouraged to suggest mods for consideration. The most voted mods will be added to the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EldenCraft Minecraft Server

    EldenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2927
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and discover hidden treasures!

    Forget about regular patches, our server has patches that come straight from Elden Ring! That’s right, you can experience the latest updates from the game itself while playing Minecraft. How cool is that?

    And don’t even get me started on our character planners. Plan out your build with our interactive planners and dominate the server like a true warrior. Plus, our interactive map will help you navigate through the Lands Between like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the group password “erg” to unlock a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, our server is so epic that even the previous players can’t stop talking about it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CellMateCraft Server

    CellMateCraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2362
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your new cell mate is a creeper who loves to blow things up! Don’t worry, he’s a blast to hang out with (literally). Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with zombie pigmen who just want to borrow your diamonds for a quick snack. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate prison break adventure in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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