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TimeWarp Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

conscious consumption, conservation awareness, CraftyCrisis, inventory management, limited supply, minimal usage, minimalistic living, product consumption, product depletion, product efficiency, product essentiality, product necessity, product scarcity, product usage, resource allocation, resource conservation, resource mindfulness, resource optimization, resource preservation, running out, sustainable practices, Wisely

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar high? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle in an epic showdown for the ages. But beware, these characters aren’t your average Minecraft mobs – they’ve got skills that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game.

And if that’s not enough, our server is so generous, we’re practically giving away Silvershower Heartstrings bows and Splendor of Tranquil Waters swords like they’re candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.” And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how awesome you’ve become).

18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

Cash, complicated relationship, dad, DadDeniedMansion, Deposit, Drunk, expensive, first home, home, Homeless, key, Minecraft, Peaceful, privacy, refusing, Relax, Renovating, Renovations, Server, traumatic memories, Unannounced, ungrateful, Wealthy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2583	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1303
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?