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Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14

> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

CraftyClocks

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5419
Dragon Eggs Found:	7173	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crops Grown:	8649	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	163	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Star Shards Collected:	232

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	4040
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Emeralds Found:	4165

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!