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Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Items Found:	1774	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	714	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

WidowCraft Minecraft Server

biological child, child support, children, dance classes, extracurricular activities, finances, future planning, inflation, Inheritance, Instructions, late wife’s money, luxuries, Minecraft, professional dancing, remarriage, Sacrifices, Server, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, Struggles, WidowCraft, Will

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Towns Built:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players over virtual money that’s not even theirs!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your right to dance classes, even if it means stepping on the toes of your stepchildren (pun intended). Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or the villain who hoards money for their own biological children? The choice is yours on our server!

And don’t worry, we’ve got arrangements in place in case things go south, just like in this wild story. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness of virtual finances and family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Votes:	8396
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Farms Harvested:	628	Dragon Eggs Found:	3163
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	90
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

deceived, disappointing experience, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, EpicFailCraft, failed expectations, false advertising, high expectations, hyped up, let down, letdown, misleading, not as advertised, not worth it, Overrated, regret, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, Unsatisfying

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!