| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8292 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 20 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8253 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1959 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1668 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 639599 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1997 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3394 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1691 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3120 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2419 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1055 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 776 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6630 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
