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NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	63
Farms Harvested:	118	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

1.21.4, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Griefing, IMPROVEMENTS, Landclaim, Life, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, player-driven, Prevent, PvE, Quality, Rtp, Server, Sethome, shareable, smp, Survival, System, Tpa, Warps

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	4139	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	190	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

cravings, desire, Essentials, longings, must haves, Necessities, Need, NeedCraft, Priorities, Requirements, smp, Wants, yearnings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Votes:	9188	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

DreamVaultMC

dream analysis, dream archive, dream community, dream database, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream privacy, dream psychology, dream research, dream sharing, dream technology, dream therapy, DreamVaultMC, ethical dream sharing, lucid dreaming, sharing dreams, Subconscious Exploration, virtual reality dreams

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only dreams you experience are the ones you have while sleeping? Well, look no further because on our server, we have created a “dream archive” where you can upload all your wildest dreams for others to experience!

Imagine building a giant castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, or battling a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why join? Because where else can you turn your craziest dreams into a reality for others to enjoy? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of wacky dreams their fellow players are having? Don’t miss out on the dream-sharing fun – join our server today!

WarCraftWithBFFs

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, Israel-US relations, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, US support, War, WarCraftWithBFFs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!

The Banana

Adventurer, banana, Biomes, Builder, city, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Goods, home, landscapes, Mods, Neighborhoods, Players, Rewards, Season, Server, shadows, smp, trader.., welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	3479	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Banana SMP: Season Three

Description
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths
Neighborhoods for every playstyle:
Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

Ethereal Lands 1.20.4

1.20.4, coordinates, coordinates -80.901974, coordinates 40.412850, Ethereal, exact location, geographic coordinates, geographic location, Geolocation, global positioning system, GPS, GPS coordinates, Lands, Latitude, latitude 40.412850, location, longitude, longitude -80.901974, Map, map coordinates, pinpoint location, specific location

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!