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Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

SimSlayin’ Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you’re about to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. Picture yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a creature so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Duck will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to hold on tight, because once you’re in, there’s no getting off this wild ride!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

Academy, ai, album, April 20th, April 21st, culture, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, Generals, League, League Academy, learning, managers, Matches, Minecraft, Pro Evolution Soccer, simulation, Teams, Threads, Twerk, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Animals Bred:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4876	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9629	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to the most ridiculously entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a Minecraft world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Little did they know, this portal would transport them to a realm where cuckoldry reigns supreme. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this realm, you will battle it out in epic royale fashion to claim the title of the ultimate cuckoo king or queen!

Join VCR today and experience mind-blowing battles, outrageous challenges, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, our server is equipped with the latest virtual reality technology that will transport you into a world like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

#youtube, commentary, Community, Crafty, discussion, ea, Entertainment, forum, gameplay, Gaming, lols, maxis, no SIMS 4 thread, online discussion, playthrough, reaction, Server, Sims, sims 4, simulation, Thread, Video, video game, virtual life

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮

Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness

co-op, Community, Dicksword, Discord, discussion, Farming, Frozen Farm, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, patch notes, Pickaxes, Pigs, pixelated, simulation, stardew valley, Tips, Tricks, update, video game

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!

Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.

Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!

Crafty NEETs Server

Adventure, Casual, console, Crafty, Gaming, Hardcore, indie, multiplayer, neetdom, neets, normalfaggots, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PC, Playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, wagies

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Vicera’s Minecraft Mess – Clean-up Detail Edition

cleaning simulator, Cleanup, co-op, detail, DISCOUNT, Edition, Entertaining, First-Person, Fun, Gore, humor, indie game, janitorial duties, Mess, Messy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Recommendation, review, sale, simulation, space station, Vicera Clean-up Detail, Viceras, video game

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of cleaning up after messy players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Vicera Clean-up Detail on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our world filled with explosive surprises and zany challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens that took over the entire world. But instead of panicking, our players banded together and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server also has magic portals that transport you to different dimensions, where you can battle unicorn zombies and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama that grants wishes to those who can tame it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

arma, Combat, Crafty, Edition, First-Person, Game, Immersive, McCraftface, Military, military training, mission-based, multiplayer, Objectives, open world, Realism, Reforger, Sandbox, Shooter, simulation, strategy, tactical, teamwork, WARFARE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

3d, ar, augmented reality, creativity, Cutting Edge, digital art, futuristic, Gaming, Holo, HoloCraft, Holographic Displays, immersive experiences, innovation, Interactive, Party, pixels, Revé, sensory overload, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, virtual world, visual effects

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ￠holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ￠holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join ￠holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

HystericalCraft: EndoCancerCure

anxiety, depression, emotional well being, EndoCancerCure, endometrial cancer, fluoxetine therapy, Healthcare, holistic care, hysterectomy, HystericalCraft, Medical, mental health, nursing satisfaction, oncology, patient care, psychological nursing, psychological support, quality of life, research, study, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Animals Bred:	71	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6409
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear like poof! We got this crazy combo of nursing and therapy that will make you feel like a million diamonds! Imagine having your anxiety and depression vanish into thin air, just like that! Plus, our nurses are like unicorns, spreading happiness and rainbows wherever they go. Join us and feel the love and joy like never before! It’s like a party in your brain, but in a good way! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make your Minecraft experience the best one yet!

Minecraft server: “DawntrailCraft – XIVG Edition”

Benchmark, Chocorpokkur, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, DawntrailCraft, Edition, Final Fantasy Fans, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Final Fantasy XIV Players, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, July 2, July 29, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Twitch viewer rewards campaign, xivg

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	874935	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to win a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when you show up to school or work with your very own adorable Chocorpokkur by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Final Fantasy XIV is jealous. We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a lifetime supply of diamond armor just by watching Twitch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have us?

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural appropriation, cultural norms, historical trauma, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, media representation, Meme culture, Minecraft, online discourse, power dynamics, race dynamics, racial dynamics, racial dynamics in relationships, racial fetishization, racial identity, racial stereotypes, Server, social commentary, social constructs, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Buildings Constructed:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1000	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where white men and black women come together not for slave play, but for epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our server is a melting pot of chaos and laughter, where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of chickens plotting to take over the world, and a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Who knew that a simple question could lead to such a hilarious and unforgettable adventure?

CubicCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Blessing, Boyfriend, Communication, cubic zirconia, CubicCraft, DAUGHTER, deceitful, Diamond, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, engagement ring, Fiance, Honesty, jewelry, Marriage, Minecraft, placeholder, Proposal, real diamond, selfish, Server, small diamond

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8497	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most epic quests and battles, where you can build your own diamond castle and show off your bling to all your friends.

Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!

WhisperCraft: AITA Flatmate Mix-Up

aita, flatmate, mixup, WhisperCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about noise after 11pm just like in a shared flat! But don’t worry, we have a solution for noisy neighbors that will make you laugh till you cry.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!

Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!

CityCraftFamous

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong

ARMS, caribbean, CounterTerrorism, Cuba, embargo, foils, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, ISLAND, IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong, law enforcement, Official, Plot, SECURITY, sneak, Surveillance, U.S, weapons smuggling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.

we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”

our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.

so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

NoShockCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1447
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5210
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	616002	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

ChadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and answer the age-old question: who is more chad, a policeman or a criminal?

On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.

But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!