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SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Towns Built:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5534	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7538	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Players Killed by Monsters:	2507	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	8916
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ores Mined:	9009	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6789	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

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