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Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
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Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our server has custom weapons like the “Chicken Blaster 9000” to help you defeat them.
Once you’ve conquered the chicken army, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. But be careful, because there’s a rumor that a giant spider named Fluffy guards the biggest loot of them all.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly “Pig Racing” event where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Pig Racing Champion. Trust us, it’s a lot more intense than it sounds.
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OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE AFGHAN GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT! THEY’RE ACCUSING THE TALIBAN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST TO GET A SPOT ON OUR SERVER! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S MAKING HEADLINES!
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT, BUT OUR PLAYERS FOUGHT BACK WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, AND YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT TOO!
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SO, IF U WANNA BUILD UR OWN GALACTIC EMPIRE, FIGHT ALIEN CREEPERS, OR JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME INTERSTELLAR FRIENDS, THEN THIS IS DA PLACE FOR U! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN TOGETHER!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY!
A 1.7.10 server concentrating on technology and magic including Thaumcraft, Blood Magic, Industrialcraft, Rotarycraft, and more. Modpack link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/dr9kxszn9psj58y/Mods.rar/file
135.148.63.153
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY
⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global PeaceWith endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!
Details
| Server Features |
|---|
| 1.21 Survival |
| Unique Overworld, Nether and End! |
| Whitelist and Application |
| Hundreds of active Players |
| Perfectly optimized to minimize lag |
| Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers! |
| Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more… |
| Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides |
*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*
It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!
Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join by applying for the whitelist via the Discord server link provided above.
Q: Is the server optimized for minimal lag? A: Yes, the server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag for a smooth gaming experience.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? A: Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment. These will be provided upon joining the server.
Q: Can I create my own nation on the server? A: Yes, you can create your own nation, forge alliances, and engage in wars and alliances with other players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have been known to go from zero to hero without spending a single dime. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft legend without ever opening your wallet.
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Experience the thrill of lying about watching a show just to get your boyfriend to join you – except this time, it’s all in good fun! Who knew deception could be so entertaining?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a plot twist that even your boyfriend couldn’t predict!