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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	268	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8897
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Star Shards Collected:	204
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8291	Mines Excavated:	2472
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ores Mined:	1009	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?