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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3029 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!