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Cool Chinese Protagonists Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, atomic bomb, Bomb, Chinese, Cool, cucks, Cultural differences, historical events, international relations, japanese, Korean, Masculinity, Minecraft, Protagonists, self-inserting, Server, spineless, Stereotypes, vaginas, video games, War Crimes, WWII

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dropping a bomb on Hiroshima? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices (in a good way, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of self-inserting into fearless warriors who aren’t afraid of anything – especially not vaginas. Take on epic quests, build incredible structures, and unleash your inner badass as you conquer the virtual world like a boss.

So why settle for boring protagonists when you can join our server and become a legendary hero in your own right? Trust us, one bomb just isn’t enough to contain all the excitement waiting for you here. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Hiccup Holders Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, body hacks, body tricks, breathing technique, funny, health, hiccup, hiccup cure, hiccup myth, hiccup prevention, hiccup relief, hiccup remedy, Holders, holding breath, human body, humor, Medical advice, natural remedy, quirky, Remedy, stop hiccups, strange facts, turning off and on

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing top hats. the player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the treasure. true story, bro. so come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but who’s counting?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

GoatZone Reborn

aether mod, battlepass, Battles, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, Global Trade System, GoatZone, Meaningful connections, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, player loot, pokemon, reborn, seasons mod, Server, Trading, voice chat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

Features	Description
Cobblemon Mod	Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Social Gameplay	Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS)	Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
100% Free Battlepass	Earn experience for battling and catching Cobblemon to level up your Battlepass and receive rewards!
Community-Focused Events	From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening.
In game proximity voice chat	Optional voice chat to easily communicate with players around you.
Custom Modpack	Vanilla+ style modpack for an enhanced experience.
Aether Mod	Explore a new heavenly dimension opposite to the Nether.
Unique Player Loot	Unique loot generated for each player when opening chests.
Serene Seasons Mod	Experience various seasons as you play, keeping the world feeling alive.
Active Discord server	Stay connected with the community through our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?

A: You can join us by clicking here and following the instructions.

Q: Is the Cobblemon Mod the main focus of the server?

A: Yes, the Cobblemon Mod is a key feature of our server, blending Pokémon elements with the world of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any in-game events or activities for players to participate in?

A: We regularly host community-focused events such as tournaments, easter eggs, and legendary occurrences for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) that allows players to trade seamlessly with others, even when they’re offline.

Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

1.20.2, BUILD, California, companies, Compassionate, Crafters, Distress, donation, efficiency, ETERNAL, Fires, good heart, INDIVIDUALS, Loss, luxurious, Mansions, Millionaires, planet, Rebuild, reoccurring, state control, Suffering, Victims

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Votes:	1377	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, cousin, CousinCraft, creep, family, fear, Friend, Gaming, gaming etiquette, gender stereotypes, Innocence, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online gaming, panic attack, playing among us, relationships, Server, Social Interaction

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

Momma’s Money Limit

Boundaries, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, family obligations., financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial decisions, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial struggles, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, Limit, mommas, MONEY, POVERTY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1107
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

Mental, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mental illness debate, mental illness effects, mental illness impact, mental illness symptoms, mental illness vs physical illness, Mental well-being, Physical, physical health, physical health support, physical health treatment, physical illness, physical illness debate, physical illness effects, physical illness impact, physical well-being, SMP_MindVsBody

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

Rulebreaker’s Realm

civil disobedience, ethical boundaries, Ethics, individual freedom, justification, law enforcement, minor infractions, minor offenses, moral code, moral reasoning, non-conformity, overlooked laws, overlooked regulations, personal autonomy, personal beliefs, personal convictions, Realm, Rebellion, rule breaking, Rulebreakers, societal norms, societal rules

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1564
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!

MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Emeralds Found:	7204
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	7545
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3134

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.