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Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition
America, Attack, catastrophe, Crafty, CREW, crisis management., Daniel Hagari, Edition, emergency, emergency preparations, Finisher, heads up notices, hezbollah, Hospitals, idf, Instructions, international relations, iran, lolz, Military, one way flights, press conference, Public Safety, rumor, SCHOOLs, security measuresLooking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two! -
FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!
“Youth, academic success, achievement gap, Adventures, Asians, Blacks, disparities, Diversity, dont, education, Epic, Fail, FailCraft, Failing.., Hispanics, INEQUALITY, international rankings, Join, laughs, meme, minority students, Performance, Pisa, SCHOOLs, Stereotypes, US education system, WhitesAre you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!
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Crafty Llamas MC – Where you are no country but big, bad builder boss! Join now for epic adventures and blocky laughs!
Adventures, assimilated, assimilation, bad, big, blocky, Boss, Builder, Colonization, Conquer, Conquered, Country, Crafty, culture, Daughters, Epic, Future, heritage, heritage preservation, Identity, identity crisis, Join, laughs, Laws, Llamas, nationalism, patriotism, Poland, SCHOOLs, Sons, SOVEREIGNTYAre you tired of living in a boring ol’ country? Ready to be conquered by the mighty Poland in the most epic takeover ever seen in Minecraft? Join our server and watch as your sons and daughters turn into fierce Polish warriors, attending Polish schools and following Polish laws. Before you know it, they’ll forget their old ways and embrace their new life in Greater Poland! Don’t miss out on this wild ride – join now and become a part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest! -
Putler’s Paintball Party: Where Shooting Civilians Is Encouraged! (Just Kidding, Please Don’t Ban Us)
Anon, atrocities, Ban, brutality, civilians, Defending, dont, encouraged, Homes, Hospitals, human rights abuses, Kidding, mass killings, Paintball, Party, people, Propaganda, putin, putler, Putlers, russia, russian trolls, SCHOOLs, Shooting, shootings, supermarkets, violence, War CrimesWelcome to the Minecraft Server – “Putler’s Playground!”
Overview:
Server Name: Putler’s Playground Server IP: play.putlersplayground.com Description: Join us on this wild and hilarious Minecraft server where chaos ensues in Putler’s playground. From shooting exclusively at civilians to defending Russian trolls, this server offers a unique and entertaining gameplay experience! FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Question: Answer: What does Putler do on this server? Putler shoots exclusively on civilians, claiming they would be his. He targets homes, supermarkets, schools, and hospitals for maximum chaos! Why do Russian trolls defend Putler? That’s up for debate! But on this server, anything goes, even defending the undefendable! Are Russians considered people on this server? According to anon, Russians are not people on this server! So watch out for those non-people players!