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RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	176

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Farms Harvested:	409

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2743	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

abbreviations, acronyms, Common Knowledge, common words, education, etymology, hidden meanings, Language, language history, linguistics, MineCraftMysteryAcronyms, misconceptions, Trivia, vocabulary, word games, word meanings, word mysteries, word origins, word puzzles, word trivia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

$2 billion, air defence systems, Alliance, American, arms deal, bilateral agreement, Defense, defense industry, FOREIGN AID, international relations, loan, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Poland, PolishDefenseCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCoupCrushers

Arrests, cnn, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupCrushers, Crisis, Democracy, eastern europe, Government, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Overthrow, Plot, Politics, regime change, SECURITY, thwarted, Ukraine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4789
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

lololol dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds like confetti at a party. our admin once fought off a dragon with a wooden sword and won cuz he’s a ninja in disguise. also, our players have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we be overthrowing governments in our sleep. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro.