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PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1060
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	5330	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9188	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	7663
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
New Chunks Explored:	595739	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	1167
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1529	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!