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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1713 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 36 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
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