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Minecraft SMP: TickleMyIZombie

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Items Found:	6398	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7979
Enchantments Applied:	234	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Crops Grown:	2438

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Buildings Constructed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	4200	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Farms Harvested:	698	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3690

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Dimension Hops:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	6558
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.