🍆💦RisesEP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ores Mined:	6384

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mines Excavated:	2881	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	678584	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Exclusive RisesEP Minecraft Servers

ModernVanilla

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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PillagedParents Minecraft Server

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PreggoRageCraft

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FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

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BedroomTreasureHideout

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CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

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CraftyKremlin

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KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

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Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	295	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24