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NoBandSMPHate

abhorrent, ANNOYING, Band, can’t stand, despise, detest, dislike, grating, intolerable, IRRITATING, loathe, loathsome, Music, nauseating, NoBandSMPHate, not a fan, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Unbearable

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2321	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Votes:	3366	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	5067	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	272
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4327	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Animals Bred:	76	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!