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Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

action, advice, BPC, complaining, Complaints, deserve, desire, FIX, Frustration, helplessness, longing, Minecraft, moment, Paradise, primest, pussy, Pussyfree, Recommendation, satisfaction, self improvement, Server, solution, teeniest, tightest, Wettest

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!

AnimeCraft: Where Your Little Brother Can Finally Stop Bugging You About His Favorite Show!

Anime, AnimeCraft, Bara, berserk, brother, bugging, confusion, Date a Live, Favorite, Finally, fujobait, gag, gay sex, gay shit, INSIGNIFICANT, jojo, little brother, misunderstanding, Plot, Preferences, rape, Recommendation, Shounen, Show, sibling rivalry, STOP, Straight..

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your little brother’s taste in anime? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about Date a Live and Berserk. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your brother’s anime preferences. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some “gay shit” hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	100
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	New Chunks Explored:	865036
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime genre, anime lovers, anime plot, anime recommendation, anime relationships, Anime Series, anime style, Anime Suggestions, anime themes, anime vibes, anime world, AnimeCraft, feel, Older Women, pixels, Problems, Recommendation, shota

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Votes:	3210	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Blocky BingeCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – ‘Is This Show Good?’

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and claim its treasure?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

CHANGE, creativity, decision, Entertainment, improve, Improvement, madness, Minecraft, Paggis, Pagliorulo, Quality, Recommendation, Removal, script, Show, show creation, show development, show improvement, show writing, showrunning, suggestion, television, tv show, Writers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	3453
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	927

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mark my blocks: The ultimate funny Minecraft server for high traffic and endless fun! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! If you’re a fan of Slice of Life anime, then this server is the place for you. And trust me, I have a sixth sense for picking out the next big thing. This anime is going to blow up in popularity in just a few weeks – I mean, it’s practically guaranteed!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story, where every pixel is a piece of art. Who needs real life when you can experience the drama, the romance, and the sheer absurdity of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical anime spirit that bestows luck and good fortune upon all who play here. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve – he found a diamond block in his first five minutes on the server and now he’s convinced he’s the chosen one.

So come on down to our server and get ready to experience a whole new world of blocky entertainment. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Account.., banner, Community, description, Gaming, Issue, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Play, Server, tags, VIA DISCORD, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2348
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26179

Hytitude Network

activities, chapter, Community, competitive, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Hytitude Network, immersive experience, Ip:, LifeSteal, Lore, Minecraft, og, PvP, Reset, Server, Skyblock, slow cannon speeds, slow economy, slow maps, Story, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Hytitude is a factions server aiming to draw the line between competitive and OG factions. Hytitude provides all the great aspects of competitive factors, whilst preserving that community feel that OG faction servers are most known for. Maps are slower, cannon speeds are slower, and the economy is slower, but is offset by an abundance of events and activities that keep the game at a consistent pace. Hytitude is showcased as a story, with each reset presented as its own “chapter” with lore and a storyline that helps enhance the immersive experience.– Discord: discord.gg/QjcbbyVAW5– IP: play.hytitude.fun

play.hytitude.fun

DiplomaticaMC: Where pixels fight harder than cats for a piece of bread!

alliances, Announcements, blocks, Bread, Cats, Countries, Creation, DiplomaticaMC, Discord, dream city, Dungeons, Economy, Fight, Harder, METERS, mobs, Nations, Piece, pixels, Rank Subscriptions, rare items, rules, Server store, smp, society, Survival, Towns, Unique Tools

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord Server	Join here
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC! Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map where players can engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build cities, and more. The server features a unique economy based on the gold ingot standard, and upcoming staff-built dungeons for exciting gameplay.

Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store. Prices are affordable and non-pay-to-win. Join our Discord server to stay updated with in-game events and connect with the community.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is diplomaticamc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.4+
What is the economy based on?	The economy is based on the gold ingot standard.
Are there any upcoming features?	Custom staff-built dungeons are coming soon, providing unique gameplay experiences.
How can I support the server?	You can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.

HonkaiCraft – StarRailMC Server

A Collection of Desires, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Honkai, Honkai Impact, HonkaiCraft, jade, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, mobile game, Może, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star rail, StarRailMC, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.4

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Votes:	6747
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure where you can duel under the pristine blue sky while collecting desires like never before.

Imagine exchanging bonajade with your fellow players among the stars, all while wearing Stoneheart’s Oath Ring for extra power. Our server is so epic that even the characters banners are out of this world – featuring Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta.

But wait, there’s more! We have new drip marketing that will blow your mind, including Feixiao for Wind Hunt, Lingsha for Fire Abundance, and Moze for Lightning Hunt. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you exclusive gifts to enhance your gameplay.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

MineCrafty Break Time Server

Break, cook meals, Cooking, family, family activities, family meals, family time, lift weights, minecrafty, paint, Painting, Retirement, retirement aspirations, retirement dreams, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, Server, Time, tired, tired of working, wanting to retire, weightlifting, work exhaustion, Working

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1688	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Tired of the daily grind? Ready to retire to a life of leisure and creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can lift virtual weights, cook pixelated meals for your blocky family, and paint masterpieces on the side of a mountain (or a sheep, if you’re feeling wild). Who needs real life when you can have all this fun in the virtual world? Join us now and start living your retirement dreams!

MarriedMinecraftCrushCraft

accusations, apologies, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, emotional manipulation, feelings, friendship, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, married friend, MarriedMinecraftCrushCraft, personal space, Respect, testing boundaries, Trust, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, relationships, and betrayal – all within the confines of a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here?

Our server is the perfect place to test your boundaries and see just how far you’re willing to go for a friend – or an enemy. With unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come on and join us, where the drama never ends and the stakes are always high. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have a server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera?

SiblingWeddingDrama

family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family Support, family unity, sibling bullying, sibling reconciliation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, SiblingWeddingDrama, Ultimatum, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	New Chunks Explored:	473054
Void Gems Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where siblings can’t crash your virtual wedding! Our server is Ron-approved and Ginny-free, ensuring a drama-free gaming environment. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to block-building fun! Plus, our virtual therapists are always on standby to help with any in-game conflicts. Join now and build your own happy virtual family!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping mechanisms, crazycraft, depression, Easiest Way, emotional wellbeing, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, mindfulness, Minecraft, negative thinking, ruin, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, stress, Therapy, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

By not joining our Minecraft server, of course! Trust us, we’ve got all the ingredients for a wild ride that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, followed by a pack of creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chicken army of your own. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, the Enderman who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players’ selfies. You never know when he’ll pop up behind you with a goofy grin and a pair of sunglasses. It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and possibly questioning your life choices. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

BlockyBarfFest

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	128
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of witnessing gross things in public? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disgusting thing you’ll see is the epic battles between players and giant, snot-dripping zombies! Trust us, you’ll never look at a public restroom the same way again after experiencing the chaos and mayhem on our server. So come join us and leave the real world grossness behind!

TuapseCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Damage, damaged, drone attack, eastern europe, Energy Sector, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil Refinery, russia, Russian officials, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tuapse, TuapseCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	512824
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind like a drone attack on russia’s tuapse oil refinery! we got crazy builds dat will make u go “whaaat?!” and pvp battles dat will leave u shaking in ur diamond boots.

come join us and be part of the madness as we conquer new lands and build the most insane creations u have ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun and excitement, den maybe u should go play with some sheep or somethin’.

so what are u waiting for?! join now and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least make it more chaotic and ridiculous.