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Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7963
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Void Gems Collected:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5383	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Potions Brewed:	61
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	92	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server

AirPods Pro, arrest, BlockyBorderPatrol, Bluetooth connection, Confrontation, Crowd, Find My iPhone, hispanic family, language barrier, location tracking, lost AirPods, low-income, Minecraft, Neighborhood, police involvement, public perception, Server, Snitch, stolen AirPods, suspicious behavior, theft, thief

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	232	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.

Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.

Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!

StepSibShowdown

birthday parties, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Disappointment, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, Hope, in-laws, Loss, MIL, parenting, relationships, Siblings, step-parenting, stepkids, StepSibShowdown, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	3698
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my stepkids’ antics.

We’ve got more twists and turns than my husband’s ex-wife’s vendetta against me. Build your own virtual family with real siblings, half-siblings, and step-siblings who may or may not show up to your virtual birthday parties (just like my stepkids).

Experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships, just like Colin and I tried with Anna and Ryan. Will they ever come around and accept their younger siblings? Who knows!

But one thing’s for sure, our server is more unpredictable than my mother-in-law promising my kids that their estranged siblings will magically appear at their birthday parties. Will they show up? Probably not, just like Ryan and Anna.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a reality TV show, join us now! And remember, in this server, anything is possible, even reconciling with your virtual stepkids who would “rather die” than have a relationship with you. Let the chaos begin!

PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPeenPics, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, Votes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.

So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PixelatedBrainiacs

Brain, cognition, EYES, Images, Light, optical illusions, Perception, PixelatedBrainiacs, projectors, sensory organs, Sight, understand, vision, Visual Communication, visual cortex, visual information, visual interpretation, visual perception, visual processing, visual stimuli

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Animals Bred:	107
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Yo, listen up gamers! Join this epic Minecraft server where our eyes are projectors, turning light into images our brain can understand. But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

Need a break from mining and crafting? No problem! We have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races. These little oinkers are faster than you think!

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because adventure awaits on our Minecraft server!